Friday, September 3, 2010

naughtyshakil sms collection


best sms in Quran -e- majeed

aye bande agar kabhi raat ko teri ankh khule
aur
tu phir so jaye
to tu ne mujh se
be-wafai ki

aur
agar teri ankh khuley


aur

tu ne wazoo kiya

aur meri ibadat ki
tu ne manga or

main ne qabool na kiya

to main ne tujh se bewafai ki

aur
may aisa nahi karta


Suraha-e- mulk

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bas ik nigaah-e-karam hai kaafii agar unhein pesh-o-pas nahiin hai
zaahe tamannaa kii merii fitarat asiir-e-hirs-o-havas nahiin hai

nazar se sayyaad duur ho jaa yahaaN teraa mujh pe bas nahiin hai
chaman ko barbaad karanevaale ye aashiyaaN hai qafas nahiin hai

kisii ke jalve taDap rahe hain huduud-e-hosh-o-Khirad ke aage
huduud-e-hosh-o-Khirad ke aage nigaah ke dastaras nahiin hai

jahaaN kii nayarangiiyon se yaksar badal gaii aashiyaaN kii suurat
qafas samajhatii hain jin ko nazareen vo dar-haqiiqat qafas nahiin hai

kahaaN ke naale kahaaN kii aaheen jamii hain un kii taraf nigaahen
kuchh is qadar mahv-e-yaad huuN main ki fursat-e-yak-nafas nahiin hai

tasavvur-e-ishrat-e-guzishtaa kaa husn-e-taasiir allaah allaah
vahii fazaayeN vahii havaayeN chaman se kuchh kam qafas nahiin hai

kisii ke be'etanaa_iyon ne badal hii Daalaa nizaam-e-gulashan
jo baat pahale bahaar mein thii vo baat ab ke baras nahiin hai

ye buu-e-sumbul, ye Khaandaa gul aur aah! ye dard bharii sadaayeN
qafas ke aandar chaman ho shaayad chaman ke aandar qafas nahiin hai

na hosh-e-Khilvat na fikr-e-mahafil ayaaN ho ab kis pe haalaat-e-dil
main aap hii apanaa ham-nafas huuN meraa ko_ii ham-nafas nahiin hai

kareen bhii kyaa shikavaa-e-zamaanaa kaheen bhii kyaa dard kaa fasaanaa
jahaaN mein hain laakh dushman-e-jaaN koi masiihaa nafas nahiin hai

sunii hai ahal-e-junuuN ne aksar Khaamoshii-e-marg kii sadaayeN
sunaa ye thaa kaaravaan-e-hastii rahiin-e-baang-e-jaras nahiin hai

chaman kii aazaadiyaaN muaKhKhar tasavvur-e-aashiyaaN muqaddam
Gam-e-asiiriihai naa-mukammal agar Gam-e-Khaar-o-Khas nahiin hai

na kar mujhe sharmsaar naaseh main dil se majabuur huuN ki jis kaa
hai yuuN to kaun-o-makaaN pe qaabuu magar muhabbat pe bas nahiin hai

kahaaN vo ummiid aamad aamad kahaaN ye iifaa_e ahad-e-fardaa
jab aitabaar-e-nazar na thaa kuchh ab aitabaar-e-nafas nahiin hai

vahiin hain naGmein vahii hai naale sun ai mujhe bhuul jaane vaale
terii sama'at se duur huuN main jabhii to naalon mein ras nahiin hai

"Shakeel" duniyaa mein jis ko dekhaa kuchh us kii duniyaa hii aur dekhii
hazaar naqqaad-e-zindagii hain magar ko_ii nuktaaras nahiin hai

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moat k baad insan 5 hisson main taqseem ho jae ga;

1 rooh
malk-ul-muat lay jaye ge.

2 maal
waris le jaye gein

3 ghosst
keerey makory kha jaen gein

4 haddiyan
mitti kha jae ge

5 nekiyan
qarz dar le jaen gey

lekin koshish karna k emaan
shaitan na le jaye

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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an
electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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farq sirf itna tha

us ki doli uthi
meri mayyat uthi
phool us par b thay
phool mujh per b they
mehfil wahan b ti
log yahan b they
rona wahan b tha
rona yahan b tha
saheliyan us ki b thi
dost mere b thy
kalme us k b parhe
kalme mere b parhe
qazi udhar b tha
molvi idher b tha
wo sajj k gai
mujhe sajaya gaya
wo uth k gai
muje uthaya gaya


farq sirf itna tha

ussey apnaya gaya
aur
mujhe dafnaya gaya

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koi tuhara dil dukhai to naraz mat hona
q k ye qudrat ka qanoon hy k jis darakhtk sath ziada metha phal hota hy usse log ziada PATHAR MARTY HEIN

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Abraham Lincoln
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life
in your years.
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wo sehri ka maza
wo iftar ki bhok
wo quran ki tilawat
wo namaz ka mamul
wo ROZE ki bakat
wo ROZE ka noor
sirf 12 din dooor
advance
"mah-e-ramzan
mubarik "!JAN!"

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za KHPALA MINA DEWALONO DANDI NA LIKAMA....
DA CHA NOMONA PA LASONO BANDI NA LIKAMA....
MA QALAM DA ZRA PA VINO KI DOB KARY DY....
za KHPALA PUKTO KACHA RANGONO DANDI NA LIKAMA...

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POCHA KISI NE HAL BARI MUDDATON K BAAD
AAYA MERA KHYAL BARI MUDDATON K BAAD
KARTA TO HY WO YAAD MUJY CHAHT SE MAGAR
HOTA HY YE KAMAL BARI MUDDATON K BAAD

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DUNIA K 7 JANDAR JO BAGHAIR MAA K PEDA HOWAY

1) Hazrat adam(a.s.)
2) Hazrat Bibi Hawwa(a.s.)
3) Hazarat Muhammed(saw) ko mayraj per lejanay wala burraq(horse)
4) hazarat Saleh (a.s.) ki ountni(cammel)
5) hazarat Younus(a.s.) ko peat me rakhny wali machly(fish)
6) Hazarat Moosa (a.s.) k aasa mubarik se bunne wala azdaha
7) Hazarat Ismail(a.s.) ki qurbani k waqat jannat se aany wala dumba

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True friends should be like two zeroes 00

when you try to add,
they are the same.

when you u subtract,
they are again same.

but

when you try to divide its just

"IMPOSSIBLE"

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KING EDWARD AND SHAH JAHAN
KI WIVES,
1 HI BEMARI SE FOUT HUEIN

DONO BADSHAH APNI WIVES SE
BOHAT MOHABBAT KARTY THY,

LEKIN

SOUCH KA FARQ DEKHIN

SHAH JAHAN NE
USS ZAMANY K KARORRO RUPEY
KHARCH KR K

"TAJ MAHAL" BANWAYA

JAB K KING EDWARD NE
"MEDICAL UNIVERSITY"
ESTABLISH KI

SIRF ES SOCH SE K USS KI BV
JIS BEEMARI SE FOUT HUI
US SE DOOSRON KO BACHAYA JAYE
SOCH KA YEHI FARQ QOUMOON K
UROOJ AUR ZAWAL KI WAJA HOTA HY

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SONA K ADAB
WAZU KR k SONA
BSTR JHARNA
DAHNI KRWAT PA SONA
TAHAJUD AND FAJR K LEA JAGNE KE NEYAT KRNA
SONAY KI DUA PRH KR SONA
:Allah Humma Bismiky
Amooto wa Akhya:

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