Friday, September 3, 2010

naughty sms collection

rozon may
kulli karte waqat chupke
se pani pi liya jaye
tu pure din payas nahi lage ge.
(aazmoda hy)

(zubada aapa k totkay)

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PCB has ANNOUNCED
new team 4 world cup 2011

coach: khuwab alam
manager:power need

team:
1: imran faqeer
2: salman nutt
3: bonus khan
4: shoaib jhalak
5: kamran khatmal
6: babul mazzaq
7: misbah-ful-yaq
8: shoda afridi
9: umer bull
10: shoib kambakhat
11: rao jamadar
Extras:
1: danish maleria
2: ajmal qasaab
3: fawad salan
4: rana qamiz aur button

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one beautiful heart is better than
thousand beautiful faces.
(shakespere)
so choose people having beautiful hearts
rather than beautiful faces.

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END isnot END
infact E.N.D. is
"EFFORT
NEVER
DIES"
and
if you get "NO" in answer
Rmember
"N.O." is
"NEXT OPPORTUNITY"

So always be positive.

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`~"! DUA KI APPEAL"!~`

Aap sub sey
guzarish hy k

Aap dua karin k
mein ney abhi abhi

jo
kharbooza khareeda hy

wo meetha ho
yeh msg apny frndz ko b karin .
roz kitne faltu msg karte hein.
yeh kisi khush zaiqa fard ki appeal hy.
ignor mat karien.
kahin aap ka kharbooza
pheeka na nikal aay.

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a lot of ants were roaming
around my phone.

i was wondring how come.
then
i suddenly realised
that
my phone contains contact of
very sweet person like you.

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fact of life

"silly mistake done by
an unliked person
seems like a crime'
but a crime done by
a liked person
always seems silly".

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Pa tarawo ke rabande ewa
khabara dera kha lage
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SAALAT-E-VITER.

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TUM MERE 7
HUM TERE 7
ASMAN B 7
SAMANDAR B 7
HAMESHA REHNA MERE 7
JEENA B 7
MARNA B 7
HANSNA B 7
RONA B 7
Q K
AAJ TAREEKH B 7
AUR MAHENA B 7
SO
ENJOY 7,7

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SOORAJ HAMEIN HAR SHAM
YEH DAARS DETA HY,K AGAR
MAGRIB KI TARF JAO GE TO
DOOB JAO GE.


KIA SAMJAY.
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GOOD BEHAVIOUR CAN COVER
THE LACK OF BEAUTY.

BUT BEAUTY CAN NEVER COVER
THE LACK OF GOOD BEHAVIOR.

SO KEEP YOUR BEHAVIOUR AT
THE BEST LEVEL........

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