David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, and anything else that came to mind. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all was quiet.
David, frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness."
David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued,
"May I ask what the chicken did?"
Well, I didn't get you a Naughty Parrot...
So, You Should Have One Happy Birthday!!!
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Armanon ke pairo tale kuchal gaye hum
Har khwaiish-o-tamanna par nikala hai dum
Yeh zindagi bhi aisi mehfil hai doston
Yahan saaz bhi hum aur sazindey bhi hum..!!!
Yun machley the ke zakhm-e-jigar dekhenge hum
Ab jahannum ho ya jannat shikayat kyo karey hum
Yeh zindagi bhi aisi shamma hai doston
Yahan mom bhi hum aur lau bhi hum..!!!
Bazaar-e-mohabbat me khudi ko pesh kiye hum
Rang-e-zindagi mitaney par amaada hai hum
Yeh zindagi bhi aisi raat hai doston
Yahan andhera bhi hum aur chiraag bhi hum ..!!!
Ishq ke dard ka innkaar kyon karey hum
Mar mar ke kyo na ho, ji rahey hai hum
Yeh zindagi bhi kya zindagi hai doston
Yahan zindaa bhi hum aur murdaa bhi hum..!!!!
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Aytbaar tum par karke dil to hamney tumsey lagaayaa tha,
Jawaab me takmeel-e-tamannaa ka waadaa bhi aap se paaya tha,
Apney haal par chodte ho hamey, jab dil tumhare paas hai,
Yeh kahanki hikmat hai, yeh kahan ka insaaf hai?
Mulaakateyhamney jataayi, waadaa-e-milnaa to aap ka tha,
Himmat-e-ishq to hamari thi, houslaa to aapne diyaa tha,
Targeeb-e-mafar ab hamey tum se miltaa hai,
Yeh kahanki hikmat hai, yeh kahan ka insaaf hai?
Shikaar to ham bane, nazaara-e-husn to aapka tha,
Gazal-e-mohobbat hamaari thi, par mouzoo to aapka tha,
Bhool gaye ab ham ke dil-o-jigar kya hai,
Yeh kahanki hikmat hai, yeh kahan ka insaaf hai?
Behosh huye ham magar hosh to aapko tha,
Kayaamat hamne dekhi magar karishmaa to aapka tha,
Ab yeh aalam hai, na dil lagtaa hai na unhe paata hai,
Yeh kahanki hikmat hai, yeh kahan ka insaaf hai?
Aye khudaa! Tuzhse zindagi maine maangi zaroor thi,
Ley ja wapas yeh teri udhaari jo muzh par thi,
Kaamiyaabi na ibaadat me hai na mohobbat me
Yeh kahanki hikmat hai, yeh kahan ka insaaf hai?
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Mujhe Guman Tah Chaha Bahoot Zamane Ne Mujhe
Main Azeez Sabko Tah Magar Zarurat Ke Liye
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Armanon ke pairo tale kuchal gaye hum
Har khwaiish-o-tamanna par nikala hai dam
Yeh zindagi bhi aisi mehfil hai doston
Yahan saaz bhi ham aur sazindey bhi ham..!!!
Yun machley the ke zakhm-e-jigar dekhenge ham
Ab jahannum ho ya jannat shikayat kyo karey hum
Yeh zindagi bhi aisi shamma hai doston
Yahan mom bhi ham aur lau bhi ham..!!!
Bazaar-e-mohabbat me khudi ko pesh kiye ham
Rang-e-zindagi mitaney par amaada hai ham
Yeh zindagi bhi aisi raat hai doston
Yahan andhera bhi ham aur chiraag bhi ham ..!!!
Ishq ke dard ka innkaar kyon karey ham
Mar mar ke kyo na ho, ji rahey hai hum
Yeh zindagi bhi kya zindagi hai doston
Yahan zindaa bhi ham aur murdaa bhi ham..!!!!
Dardbhare nagmonse pighla na sake unko..
Patthar ke bane hai, mome banasake na unko.
Iltejaaonse jallad bhi kabhie, kabhie maaf kardethe hain.
Woh rula rulakar bhi baaz na aaye humko.!!!!
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Kahin madhosh na kar de ye nigahen, kahin jaan na le jaye ye kaajal,
Chehra chaand, honth kanwal, ya ho tum kisi shayar ki ghazal..!!!!!
Ye tere husn ki ranaiiyan, ye lahrata aanchal,
Kyon na hon hum deewane, kyon na bane pagal,
Kahte hain tuzhse farishte bhi, aye Tasneem zara sambhal,
Chehra chaand, honth kanwal, ya ho tum kisi shayar ki ghazal...!!!
Khamosh labon par ye tabassum, aankhon me mastiyan,
Tum bin sooni ye mehfil, tum bin tanha ye bastiyaan,
Tuzhe yun hi dekhte rahen hum, kash tham jaye ye pal,
Chehra chaand, honth kanwal, ya ho tum kisi shayar ki ghazal..!!!!
Tumse milkar aisa laga, jaise zindagi se mil gayi hon,
Tuzhe gungunana to chaha magar, jaise honth sil gaye hon,
Teri har aahat ne banaya, mere veerano ko mahal,
Chehra chaand, honth kanwal, ya ho tum kisi shayar ki ghazal...!!!!
Badi beqarari muzhe ho rahi hai, neend me sari duniya so rahi hai,
Chandni raat me, meri nigahen teri nigahon me kho rahi hai,
Na kijiye shokh nigahi ka gila, khud apki nigah rahi hai machal,
Chehra chaand, honth kanwal, ya ho tum kisi shayar ki ghazal...!!!
Tuzhe ankhon me chhupa loon, tuzhe dil me basa loon,
Jee to ye chahe, tuzhe bahon me utha loon,
Teri sharmo-haya magar na karne de, mere Iradon par amal,
Chehra chaand, honth kanwal, ya ho tum kisi shayar ki ghazal...!!!!!
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Jane kaise hum sab bichhad gaye.....
Jaise pedh se patte jhad gaye.....
Hum sab to is pedh ki daali hai......
jine siwa zindigi nahi katne wali hai....
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Muhabbat mein aazmaeish nahein ki jaaty
isse nibhaney ki famaeish nahein ki jaaty
Piyar mein aatey hein qaddam qaddam sakht muqam
dil ke zakhmon ki to numeish nahein ki jaaty
Hijjar mein jo milne lagge wassal ka lutff
to phir milne ki khawaish nahein ki jaaty
Aggar nah milna hi ho waqt ka taqqaza
esse mein to milne ki laghzish nahein ki jaati
Khush naseebi se jo mill bethein do dil
to gelet feimiyonse koi ranjish nehi ki jati
Ishq wo zajba hay ho nawaza hay khuda ne kii kisi ko hi.
Mili hay tumko ye sogat to isse be nawazish nahi ki jaty.
Piyaar tu hey muqaddron ka hai khel
Qismaet bi her ik per meherban nehi ho jaaty.
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Humse Na sahi ..Gairon Se Sahi..
Tumhe Dil ka Lagana Aa to Gaya..
Duniya Me kisi ke Ho To Gaye..
Tumhe Pyar Nibhana Aa To gaya...!!!!!!
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Koi Hai Jo Dua Karta Hai
Apno Me Mujhe Bhi Gina Karta He
Bahut Khushnasib Samjhte He Khud Ko Hum
Door Rah Ke Bhi Koai Yaad Kia Karta Hai
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Yuh sirf kehne matra se koi apna nahi hota.....
jo din ke ujalo mein dekho woh sapna nahi hota......
chaha tha jise rab se bhi jyada...
kya pata dosto phir bhi woh apna nahi hota........
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Mein Samandar hoon kahin doob na jaana mujh mein,
tujhe andaza nahi hai meri gehraai ka.
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jisne diil lagaya ..
woh to darya thaa, usse apna hunar maluum thaa
jis taraf bhi chal padenga ,raasta ho jayega
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Sir zhukaoge to patthar devta ho jaayega..!!
Etna mat chaho use... Wo bewafa ho jayega..!!!!!
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Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!
If there is one mistake in my whole life that i can't tolerate. It is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn't be appreciated.
Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..
Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!
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Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
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Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,
G
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDH
GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->
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TC fined Ticketless girls
Chudidar girl was fined Rs100
Skirt girl Rs50
Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
why?
u naughty
she had ticket...
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One day there was this naked man and elephant,
the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds,
ask the naked man,
"HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
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Namaz aur Quran
Jab mera Rab se baat karne ko dil chahta hai, to mein Namaz parhta hoon..
Aur jab mein chahta hoon ke Rab mujh se baat kare to Quran parhta hoon...
Hazrat Ali(R.A)
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AAG
Dost chahe jitna bhi bura ban jaye,
Kabhie us se dosti mat torna,
Kyu ke pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
"AAG bhujane ke kaam ata hai..."
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
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Thinking SMS
Kal fursat na mili to kya karo ge,
Itni mohlat na mili to kya karo ge,
Roz kehte ho kal parho ga namaz,
Kal saans na rahi to kya karo ge...
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Cut your nails in Sunnat way
On friday
"Start from right hand
1=Fore finger (Shahadat wali)
2=Middle
3=Ring
4=Small
Then left hand
5=Small
6=Ring
7=Middle
8=Fore finger
9=Thumb
10=Right Hand's thumb
Scientific Benefits:
This act of yours can normalize your blood pressure and control your body's sugar level..
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Rehmat
Jab ibadat karte ho to khuda ki rehmat ko zehan mein rakha karo,
Aur jab gunah karte ho to khuda ke azab ko zehan mein rakha karo...
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Golden Words
Kisi ke aib talaash karne wale ki misaal makhi ki si hai,
Jo sara khoobsurat jism chor kar sirf zakhm per hi baithti hai....
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Story behind Meem
ALLAH Taala ko Meem se kitni mohabat hai...
Meem se bana Mabood
Meem se bana MOHAMMAD (S.A.W)
Meem se bana Makka
Meem se bana Madina
Meem se bana Masjid
Meem se bana Madarasa
Meem se bana Molvi
Meem se bana Muallim
Meem se bana Muslim
Meem se bana Momin
Aur Meem se bani Maa
Meem se Mout
Meem se Mashriq
Meem se Maghrib
Meem se Mulaqat
Mohammad ki ALLAH se MashALLAH
Meem se Mafi mango ALLAH se
ALLAH muaf kare AMEEN....
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Evil Weakness
Ik din Rasool (S.A.A.W) ne shaitan ko kamzori ki halat mein dekha aur waja poochi,
Us ne kaha Ay Rasool E Khuda Aap (S.A.A.W) ki ummat se sakht ranj uthata hoon,
Aap (S.A.A.W) ki ummat ki 6 khaslaten mujh se bardasht nahi,
1) Jab milein to Salam karte hein
2)Musafah karte hein
3)Jab koi kaam karna chahte hein to InshALLAH kehte hein
4)Astaghfar karte hein
5)Aap (S.A.A.W) ka naam sunte hi Salawat behjte hein
6)Har kaam ki ibtida Bismillah se karte hein....
Importance of Azaan
The Holy Prophet (P.B.U.H) said:
Stop doing everything during the Azaan.
Even reading the Quran, the person who talks
During the Azaan will not be able to say
The Kalma-e-Shahadat on his/her Death bed...
Islamic SMS
Azan hoti rahi mein sunta raha,
Per ghafil raha mein namaz se,
Ab kya faida shoq-e-namaz ka,
Jab ho rahi hai meri namaz...
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Life....
Best leader : ALLAH
Best teacher : Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W)
Best guide : Quran
Best lifestyle : Islam
Best person : Momin
Best routine : Sunnat
Best law : Shariyat
Best lyrics : Azaan
Best loyalty : Iman
Best request : Dua
Best oath : Kalma
Best contact : Namaz
Best control : Roza
Best charity : Zakaat
Best tour : Hajj
Best festival : Eid day
Best work : Tableeg
Best hobby : Reciting Darood-e-Pak
Best action : Forward virtue...
Zara Sochiye...!
Quran ghar mein hai, magar hum parhte nahi??
Zara bhi ALLAH ka khauf hum karte nahi??
Zal Zalon ke jhatkon se uth jate hein foren...
Sun ker Azan kabhie hum uthte nahi??
Hum pe aati hai musibat to ALLAH yaad ata hai..
Werna to kabhie sir masjid mein hum rakhte nahi??
Kaano mein Azan ki bhala kaise aaye Awaz??
Band to kabhie T.V. hum karte nahi??
Surat se to Insan nazar aatey hein hum...
Magar Seerat se to musalman hum lagte nahi..!
Aey ALLAH!
Aey ALLAH!
Mein tujh se kaise mangoon,
Jab ke mein tera na farman banda hoon.
Lekin mein tujh se kaise Na-umeed ho jaon, Jab ke tu ata karne wala hai.
Ya ALLAH jab mein ne tujh se na manga, Tab bhi tu ne mujhe ata kiya.
To ye kaise mumkin hai ke mein tujh se mangoon, Aur tu ata na kare...
(Hazrat Ali)
Ism-e-Mubarak
kisi ne HAZART ALI R A se pucha:
"Ajeeb baat hai, Allah Nabi (S.A.W) ko mehboob kehta hai magar kalmay per pehle apna naam rkhta hai, baad mein Nabi S.A.W ka naam rkhta hai, ye ishq ke khilaaf hai!"
Hazrat Ali ne fermaya:
"Yahi to hakeeki ishq hai, Allah pasand kerta hai ke uska naam ley ker pehle zuban ko paak ker liya jaye aur phir paak zuban se us ke mehboob ka naam liya jaye...."
SUBHAN ALLAH
Khaali Haath
Thikana qabar hai tera, Ebadat kuch to kar Ghafil..!
Kahawat hai ke khaali haath ghar jaya nahi karte...
Daman-e-Mustafa
Koi daulat pe naaz karte hein,
Koi shorat pe naaz karte hein,
Jis ke haathon mein Daman-e-Mustafa ho..!
Woh apni qismat pe naaz karte hein..
Best Cosmetics
For lips is "Truth"
For voice is "Prayer"
For eyes is "Hayaa"
For face is "Wuzu"
For hand is "Charity"
For heart is "Fear of ALLAH"..
Evergreen Present
Qurani surton ki khasosiyat:
Sur-e-Fatiha Allah k azab sy bachati hy
Sur-e-Yaseen qayamat k din pyas sy bachati hy
Sur-e-Waqia fikar-o-fakay sy bachati hy
Sur-e-Mulk azab-e-qabar sy bachati hy
Sur-e-Kosar dushmanon ki dushmani sy bachati hy
Sur-e-Kafron mout k waqat kufar sy bachati hy
Sur-e-Ikhlas munafqat sy bachati hy
Sur-e-Falaq haadsoon sy bachati hy
Sur-e-Naas waswasoon sy bachati hy.
Saday naal resaan..
Sardar ke ghar chor a gaya, sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agay nikal gaya..
Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday naal resaan..?
Sunai na de
Teacher to sardar:Jis ko sunai na de usay English mein kya kahein ge?
Sardar:Jo marzi keh do, Usay konsa kuch sunai de ga...
Suni aur Dekhi
Sardar apne dost se:Yaar tu ne koi aisi gali suni hai jo dekhi bhi ho?
Dost:Haan, teri behen ki choot...
Aaj ka din
Sardar:Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun...
50 50
Sardar and Pathan ja rahay thay, un ko 1000 ka note mila..
Sardar:Chalo fifty fifty le lete hein.
Pathan:Baki 900 ka kya karein ge...?
Charpai
Kisi ne sardar se charpai mangi.
Sardar:Humare pass sirf 2 hein, aik pe maa aur patni sote hein,
Aur dusri pe mein aur abba...
Admi:Yar charpai na do, tarteeb se to soya karo....
Sardar got supli
Sardar to nurse:Agar meri beti ho to kehna Fail aur beta ho to kehna Pass.
Bacha paida hote hi mar gaya...!
Nurse:SardarJi aap ki supli aayi hai....
Dress
Pathan: Yaara ye joray kahan bante hein??
Sardar: Aasman pe.
Pathan: Yaar bohot bara ghalati ho gaya.
Sardar: Kya hua?
Pathan : Hum to darzi ko de aaya...
Petrol Pump
Sardar Apne Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Tha…
1 Aadmi Bola Oye Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Hai..?
sardar To Baap Konsa Petrol Pump Hai Jo Urr Jaiy Ga...
Snake Height
A sardar was walking through the jungle,
He saw an snake hanging on the tree.
Sardar said: Sirf latakne se height nahi barhay gi, mummy ko bolo Bournvita pilaya karen
After long time, Sardar back to Country
Aik sardar kafi wakt ke baad apne country gaya,
Aur matti utha ke bola: Hun apne wattan di matti di khasboo oh nai rai.
Doosra Sardar: Oh gee, tussi mitti nai tatti chuk litti a....
Sardar's theory
" Moon is important than Sun, because It gives light in night when light is needed....
Whereas
Sun gives light in day when light is not needed "
Cockroch Powder
Sales Man sardar se: Pa Ji cockroch ke liye powder le lo.
Sardar : Na Pa Ji, hum cockroch ko itna free nahi karte, aaj powder le dtia to kal perfume maange ga....
Sardar propose a Girl
Sardar to a girl….kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi…?
Girl..Tameez se baat kero…
Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi…
Sardar in trouble
Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
Friend: Wo Kyun?
Sardar: Fikr Se?
Friend: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?
Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se..
Graduation.
A Sardar used to go to college on his donkey............
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After few years he had to go alone because.................
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Donkey passed the Graduation.....
Sardar was weeping:
Aadmi kiu rote ho?
Sardar: Meri murgi mar gayi.
Admi: Mera baap mar gaya hai, magar mein to nahi roya!
Sardar: Oye tera peyo anday denda c?
Funny Sardar SMS
Judge:Tum per cycle choori ka ilzam saabat nahi hua,
Tumhe baaizaat bari kya jata hy.
Sardar: Is ka matlab mein cycle rakh lawan?
Shaadi
Sardar to Girlfriend:
Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hein.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..
Afsurda hein auron ko hasane wale...
Meri hasrat ke janaze ko uthane wale,
Kitne be dard hein ye log zamany wale,
Koi apna nahi matlab ki hai duniya sari,
Ab kahan milte hein woh yaad purane wale,
Mein dua-go hoon sada, neendein ho mubarak tujh ko,
Hijr ka dard mujhe de ke jagane wale,
Bas yahi soch ke har baar manata hoon usay,
Lot ke atay nahi rooth ke jane wale,
Un ke seenon mein kabhie jhaank kar dekho to sahi,
Kitne afsurda hein auron ko hasane wale...
Waadi-e-gull'rang ki shahzadi
Tu ne dekha hi nahi mujh ko tujhe kya maloom,
Waqt ne aaj kise sonp diya hai tujh ko,
Kis ke daaman se hai baandha gaya pallu tera,
Kis se taqdeer ne wabasta kiya hai tujh ko,
Tu to ik waadi-e-gull'rang ki shahzadi hai,
Dekh bekar se insan ke liye waqf na ho,
Tere khuwabon ke jazeeron mein bari ronaq hai,
Ek anjaan se tufan ke liye waqf na ho....
Dard E Tanhai Sms
Yun hi ranjishon mein guzar gaye,
Kabhie woh khafa, kabhie mein khafa,
In chahaton ke mor per,
Kabhie woh ruka, kabhie mein ruka..
Wohi raaste, wohi manzilein,
Na usay khabar, na mujhe pata..
Apni apni anaa mein gum,
Kabhie woh Juda, kabhie mein Juda...
Keyword: Judai, Tanhai SMS
Olpers milk
Tere chehray pe udaasi aur ankhon mein nami hai..
Olpers milk piya karo ,
Tum mein Calcium ki kami hai...
Jee chahta hai
Teri khushiyon per muskurane ko jee chahta hai,
Ho tujhe dard to ansoo bahane ko jee chahta hai,
Teri muskurahat hi itni piyari hai ke,
Tujhe baar baar hansane ko jee chahta hai...
Hoti hai wafa
Hoti hai wafa unki neegahon se numaya,
Alfaz mein karte hein jo izhaar bohot kam,
Khamosh mohabat ka yaqeen kiu nahi karte,
Hum ehle wafa karte hein guftugu bohot kam...
Tera naam
Tujhe bhool kar bhi na bhool payein ge hum,
Bas yahi ik wada nibha payein ge hum,
Mita dein ge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payein ge hum...
Raat chup hai
Raat chup hai magar khamosh nahi!
Kaise kahoon ke aaj phir hosh nahi!
Aise doba hoon teri baaton ki gehrayi mein!
Ankhon mein neend hai magar soney ka hosh nahi..!
Romance
Qasam le lo...
Aik pal bhi chain se guzra ho to qasam le lo...
Siwaye yaadon ke koi aur sahara ho to qasam le lo..
Pehle to baat aur thi jo tum per haq jatatay thay..
Ab khud per bhi koi haq hamara ho to qasam le lo..
Tum hi ne to kaha tha ke tumhare labonper mera hi naam aye..
Us ke baad jo lia ho naam kisi ka to qasam le lo..
Sad Poetry
Hum ghum-e-zindagi ke maaray hein,
Her baazi jeet ke haaray hein,
Ye jo aaj meri jholi mein pathar hein,
Sab mere chahny walon ne maaray hein...
Khuda tak yaad nahi....!
Woh hume bhool gaya to hume koi ghum nahi faraz...
Aaj woh zamana hai ke logon khuda tak yaad nahi....!
Woh dekhta reh jaye ga
Ab ke mujh ko dekh kar woh dekhta reh jaye ga,
Is qadar badloon ga ke woh sochta reh jaye ga,
Mere chehre pe bhi hon ge be rukhi ke zaviye,
Aisa hai ke woh mujh ko mujh mein dhoondta reh jaye ga,
Ab ke us ki gali se mera guzar mumkin nahi,
Apne ghar ki khirkiyon se jhankta reh jaye ga,
Kiu ansoo'on ki dhool mein zindagi ko jhonk doon,
Dil ka kiya hai te toh totta hai totta reh jaye ga...
Bichar jaon ga
Itna toota hoon ke choonay se bikhar jaaon ga...
Ab agar aur azmao gay to ma jaoon ga...
Phool reh jayein ge faqat guldaon ki nazar...
Mein to khushbo hoon hawaon mein bikhar jaon ga...
Ik aarzi musafir hoon meri teri kashti mein...
Tu jahan mujh se kahe ga mein utar jaon ga..
Haath pakro ge to saya ban ke saath rahoon ga..
Haath choro gey to hamesha ke liye bichar jaon ga..
Jo ansoo na hote
Jo ansoo na hote ankhon mein,
To ankhein itni khoobsurat na hoti!
Jo dard na hota dil mein,
To khushi ki qeemat pata na hoti!
Jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne,
To wafa ki kabhie chahat na hoti!
Aur agar sochne se poori ho jati muradein,
To Dua ki kabhie zarurat na hoti....
Be waja hoti hai mohabat
Is dard ke baad koi dard dard nahi lagta,
Ke shiddat-e-dard ki inteha hoti hai mohabat,
Nahi uthti woh ankhein phir kisi pe,
Ke jin ankhon mein ye fana hoti hai mohabat,
Umar bhar jin ka azala na kar paye,
Bas ik aisi hi khata hoti hai mohabat,
Jo mil jaye to bas phir kya kehna,
Warna ik musalsal saza hoti hai mohabat,
Log mujh se har baar yahi poochte hein ke tu ne us mein dekha kya,
Hum har baar yahi kehte hein,
"Be waja hoti hai mohabat...."
Bekhudi
Mat tarpa kisi ko us ki bekhudi ke aagey,
Mar jaye ga koi apni zindagi ke aagay,
Maang ke dekh jo maangna hai tujhe,
Khud to baich dein ge teray pyar ke aagay...
Lipat kar apne takye se
Lipat kar apne takye se jagta rehta hoon mein,
Tamam raat kisi ki yaad mujhe sonay nahi deti,
Us ki koi masoom si sharat jab bhi aati hai yaad,
Udas to kar jati hai per ronay nahi deti,
Log kehte hein bhool kar usay nayi zindagi shuru kar,
Us ki yaad rooh per qabiz hai mujhe kisi aur ka hone nahi deti....
Us ke qadmon ke saath
Hum apne muqaddar pe hairaan bohot thay,
Usay kho ke hum pareshan bohot thay,
Kabhie talash to usay karne nikle hum,
Us ke qadmon ke saath auron ke nishan bhi bohot thay.....
Yaad
Socha yaad na kar ke thora tarpao'n usko,
Kisi aur ka naam le ke jalaon us ko,
Par koi chot usko lage to dard mujhe hi ho ga,
Ab koi ye bataye ke kis tarah satao'n us ko....
Ghum-e-zindagi
Hume ghum-e-zindagi ke maare hein,
Har baazi jeet ke haary hein,
Ye jo aaj meri jholi mein pathar hein,
Sab mery chahne walon ne maary hein...
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Hundred words of a true friend
Hundred words of a true friend can never give pain,
But a true friend's Silence can give hundred tears in heart..!
So hamesha bak bak karte raha karo...
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Kya khabar thi
Kya khabar thi ke chale gi kabhie aisi bhi hawa..
Ke khushk pato'n ki tarah sab dost bikhar jayein ge...
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AAG
Dost chahe jitna bhi bura ban jaye,
Kabhie us se dosti mat torna,
Kyu ke pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
"AAG bhujane ke kaam ata hai..."
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
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Dramay
Tu baar baar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar mere dost,
Ek to pehle hi itni tension hai, oper se tere dramay khatam nahi hotay...
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Dosti ki azeem misaal...
Pathan ne mobile liya to doston ne kaha meethayi khialo...
Pathan bazar gaya, Mobile bech ke meethayi le aya...
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Anokhay Namunay
Sometimes I feel what I earned in life,
Money? Naa!!
Name? Naa!!
Fame? Naa!!
But I earned the most precious thing
"Friends"
Ek dum "Anokhay Namunay.."
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Tum ho na
Koi dost ho to tum jaisa,
Koi chahne wala ho to tum jaisa,
Koi dil se pyara ho to tum jaisa,
Par koi tum sa kyu ho??
Tum ho na...!
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God gift...
In world, six things are God gift...
1)Mom's Love
2)Dad's advice
3)Bro's care
4)Sis Fight
5)Kisi ka pyar
6)Oye!! Apni dosti yar....
Don't forget...
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Jo tu chahe
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho
roshan raatein aur khoobsurat savera ho
Jari rakhenge hum duaon ka silsila
Kamyab har manzil par dost mera ho....
Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi
Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge,
tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge.
Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.
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Nice friends
Hamesha sacchey doston ko haath mein rakho,
Kiu ke woh azmaish ke dino mein sarmaya,
Aur bure dino mein muhafiz hota hai....
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Forever Friends
Dost kon hota hai??
Dost woh hota hai jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bila waje sir khaaye,
Aap aik bolo woh chaar sunaye,
Kabhie sataye kabhie rulaye,
Tareef karo to begairtii dikhaye,
Gali do to muskuraye,
Her baat mein kameena pan dikhaye,
Magar hamesha saath nibhaye.....
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Friendship...
In an aquarium,
There were 10 fishes, One died,
And the water level increased.
How ??
Think Little!
With the tears of 9 fishes.
Thats Friendship...
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Dost ke bina...!!
Doori Ho To Ehsas Hota Hai,
Dost ke Bina Jiwan kitna Udaas Hota Hai.
Umar Ho Apki Sitaro Jitni Lambi,
Aisa Dost kahan Har kisi ke Pas Hota Hai.
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Roshni....
Hum Jese "DOST" Hote Nahi Sabhi K Liye,
Ye "TOHFA" Hai Kisi Kisi K Liye,
Kion Jala Rakhi Hai SHAMA,
Bujha Dijiye,
Kia Hum Kam Hain "ROSHNi" Ke Liye.
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Chalo chalo Lahore chalo
Chalo chalo Lahore chalo,
Lahore chalo, Lahore chalo,
Wahan roza 32 minutes pehle khul jata hai,
Chalo chalo Lahore chalo...
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Nikal gayi thaa kar kay...
Sultan rahi:Oye mere darwaze de agay poti kis ne kiti aay woay??
Mustafa Qureshi:Tez aaye thi sohniye, nikal gayi thaa kar kay...
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Breaking News
Adnan Sami apni building ke 10th floor se neechay gir gaye..
Aur...!
Tippa kha ke wapas ooper chale gaye...
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Naughty Son
Son:Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati.
Father:Tujhe kaise pata?
Son:Mein ne kaha "Give me sweet kiss"
To us ne 2 thappar mar diye...
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CNG
Aik charsi bujhi hui cigerrate pee raha tha,
Aik admi ne bola, ye kaise cigerrate pee rahe ho..?
Dhuwan to nikal nahi raha..!
Charsi bola pagal cigerrate CNG pe hai....
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Urna ata hai
Aik tota(parrot) aur us ka malik jahaz mein safar kar rahe thay,
Air hostess guzri to totay ne seeti bajayi, woh peeche murr ke muskurayi..
Malik ne dekha to us ne bhi seeti bajayi,
Air hostess ne shikayat laga di, Elaan hua ke dono ko chalte jahaz se phaink do.
Door pe tota malik se:Urna ata hai?
Malik:Nahi!
Tota:Te fir begarti kiu kiti si....
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Mein bhi Pakistan hoon
Bus stop pe larki ko dekh kar larka bola:
"Tu meri Jaan hai, tu mera eeman hai.."
Larki ne sandle utari to larka bola:
"Mein bhi Pakistan hoon, tu bhi Pakistan hai..."
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Dog
Teacher:Lalchi kuttay pe mazmoon likho?
Student:Ma'am mujhe 14 saal ke liye Jail nahi jana,
aur jaidad zabt ho gi woh alag..!
Aap samjh to gaye hon ge...
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Mad doing Dance...
Pagal khane mein sab pagal dance kar rahe thay,
Aik pagal khamosh baitha tha,
Doctor ne socha ye pagal theek ho gaya hai.
Doctor:Tum khamosh kiu baithe ho?
Pagal:Bewaqoof, Mein dulhan hoon....
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Dholki
Mirasion ka baba marnay wala tha,
Us ke gird sab khamosh baithay thay,
Mahol sogwar tha to aik mirasi bola:
"Welay bethay aan,
Jidon tak baba marda nahi, Dholki waja lo.."
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Oxford
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.
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Year Difference
Mother to Son(in 1960):- Beta, apne kom ki ladki se hi shaadi karna.
In 1980's:- Beta, apne biradari ki ladki se hi shaadi karna.
In 2000:- Beta, apne status ki ladki se hi shaadi karna.
2009:- Beta, kisi se bhi karna bt kisi ladki se hi karna....
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Funny SMS
Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si beemari ho gai hai..
Jab Meri Bivi bolti hai to mujhe kuch Sunaai nahi deta hai....
Ye Beemari nahi Khuda ki Naymat hai...
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Waqt
Aye insan zara soch!
Woh kon sa wakt hota hai,
Jab Bhai bhai ka nahi,
Beta baap ka nahi,
Maa beti ki nahi hoti??
*
*
Jab shaadi haal mein awaz aati hai
"O khana khul gaya"...
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Bus Driver
Aik bus driver ki seat ke peeche likha hua tha,
"Ager khuda ne chaha to Manzil tak pohoncha doon ga",
*
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"Ager meri jhuki nazar to Maa kasam khuda se mila doon ga".....
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SMS
Larki wale: Aap ka beta kya karta hai??
Larke ki amma ne kaha: Mera beta rozana 3 rupe mein 500 SMS karta hai.....
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Girls Talking
Two girls talking:
1st Girl: Yaar ye larke apas mein kaisi baatein karte hein?
2nd Girl: Waise hi jaisi hum girlz karti hein!
1st Girl: Astagfirullah! Itni Gandi!
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Plot......
Aik makhi ganjay ke sar per beth gayi.....
Dosri makhi ne kaha " array wah kiya ghar mil gaya hai tujhe".
Pehli makhi boli.....
.
.
.
.
.
" Nahi, abhi tou sirf plot khareeda hai"..
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Nikaah
Larka larki molvi ke pass gaye aur bole : "Hamare Nikaah Parhao".
Molvi ne Nikaah parha diya....
Larka bola: "Aap ki fee?"
Molvi: "Apni biwi ki khoob soorti ke mutabiq paise do".
Larke ne aik rupaya diya!
Achanak hawa chali aur larki ka naqab khul gaya.
Molvi ne dekha to bola : Baqaya to leta jaaa bhai...
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Tujhe chahte hein be-inteha
Tujhe chahte hein be-inteha per chahna nahi ata,
Ye kaise mohabat hai ke hume batana nahi ata,
Zindagi mein aa jao hamari zindagi ban kar,
Ke tere bin hume zinda rehna nahi ata,
Her pal tujhe bas tujhe duaon mein maagte hein,
Kya karein ke tumhare siwa kuch maagna nahi ata...
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Ye meri pehli mohabat hai
Zara sa dhiyan rakhna, ye meri pehli mohabat hai,
Wafa ka naam rakhna, ye meri pehli mohabat hai,
Judai ke dino mein log chehre bhool jate hein,
Meri pehchan rakhna, ye meri pehli mohabat hai,
Judai to mein seh loon ga, magar tum phir se milne ka...
Koi imkan rakhna, "ye meri pehli mohabat hai.."
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Khamoshi se pyar
Kisi na kisi pe aitbaar ho jata hai,
Ajnabi koi shaks dost ho jata hai,
Izhaar se nahi hoti mohabat sada,
Kisi ki khamoshi se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai...
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Khamosh chahat
Kitni nayaab thi khamosh chahat us ki,
Aaj woh pas nahi hai to hai hasrat us ki,
Ashk gire hein ankhon se to lagta hai,
Dil mein jaise utar aayi surat us ki..!
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Jee chahta hai
Teri khushiyon per muskurane ko jee chahta hai,
Ho tujhe dard to ansoo bahane ko jee chahta hai,
Teri muskurahat hi itni piyari hai ke,
Tujhe baar baar hansane ko jee chahta hai...
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Hoti hai wafa
Hoti hai wafa unki neegahon se numaya,
Alfaz mein karte hein jo izhaar bohot kam,
Khamosh mohabat ka yaqeen kiu nahi karte,
Hum ehle wafa karte hein guftugu bohot kam...
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Khayal rakhna
Ye judayi apni arzi hai..
Na dil mein is ka malal rakhna..
Hamari ankhon ne jo mil ke dekhe..
Woh sare sapne sambhal rakhna..
Tumhari sansein tumhari dharken..
Suno hamari amanatein hein..
Hamari khatir hi jan-e-jana..
Hamesha apna khayal rakhna...
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Tera naam
Tujhe bhool kar bhi na bhool payein ge hum,
Bas yahi ik wada nibha payein ge hum,
Mita dein ge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payein ge hum...
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Mohabat ho hi jati hai....
Kisi pathar numa dil per bhi dastak ho hi jati hai,
Ke hasrat jaag jane per kramat ho hi jati hai,
Kisi anjaan chehre se kisi pur'lutf lamhe se,
Jo karna bhi na chaho to mohabat ho hi jati hai....
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Bichar jaon ga
Itna toota hoon ke choonay se bikhar jaaon ga...
Ab agar aur azmao gay to mar jaoon ga...
Phool reh jayein ge faqat guldaon ki nazar...
Mein to khushbo hoon hawaon mein bikhar jaon ga...
Ik aarzi musafir hoon mein teri kashti mein...
Tu jahan mujh se kahe ga mein utar jaon ga..
Haath pakro ge to saya ban ke saath rahoon ga..
Haath choro gey to hamesha ke liye bichar jaon ga..
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Bekhudi
Mat tarpa kisi ko us ki bekhudi ke aagey,
Mar jaye ga koi apni zindagi ke aagay,
Maang ke dekh jo maangna hai tujhe,
Khud to baich dein ge teray pyar ke aagay...
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Us ke qadmon ke saath
Hum apne muqaddar pe hairaan bohot thay,
Usay kho ke hum pareshan bohot thay,
Kabhie talash to usay karne nikle hum,
Us ke qadmon ke saath auron ke nishan bhi bohot thay.....
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Acha lagta hai..
Us ke bina ab chup chap rehna acha lagta hai..
Khamoshi se dard ko sehna acha lagta hai..
Jis hasti ki yaad mein ansoo baraste hein...
Samne us ke kuch na kehna acha lagta hai..
Mil kar us se bichar na jaon darta rehta hoon...
Is liye bus door hi rehna acha lagta hai...
Janta hoon ke chahat mein bus ansoo milte hein..
Kuch bhi ho ab is zehar ko peena acha lagta hai..
Jee chahta hai sab khushiyan le kar usay de doon..
Us ke pyar mein sab kuch khona acha lagta hai...
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Sanson ne mera naam to liya hota
Ik baar jo gale lag kar rone dia hota,
Hum ne bhi koi pal mohabat ka jee liya hota,
Toot ke bikhar jatay us ke qadmon mein,
Uski sanson se mera naam to liya hota...
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Pyar Karo
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
..
.
ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,
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Choom liya kartay hain...
Un kay "Hontoon" ki izat ka khayal aata hay "FARAZ"
Warna phooloon ko to hum choom liya kartay hain...
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Talwar
Talwar do qisam ki hoti hein.
1) Lohey ki.
2) Mohabat ki.
Farq sirf itna hai ke
"Lohay wali aik ko do karti hai"
Aur
"Mohabat wali do ko aik karti hai".
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Wafa
Jane kya soch ke lehrain sahil se takrati hein,
Aur phir lout ke samander se mil jati hein,
Kya woh sahil se bewafayi karti hein?
Ya lout ke samander se wafa nibhaati hein.
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Bandhan..
Alfaz k jhooty bndhn mai,.,
Aghraz k gehry prdon mai,.,
Hr shakhs Mohabat krta hai,.,
Hanla k MOHABAT kuch b nhi,.,
Sb jhooty rishty naaty hain,.,
Sb dil rakhny ki baten hain,.,
Kb kon ksi ka hota hai,.,
Sb asli roop chhupaty hain,.,
Ehsas sy khali log yehan,.,
Lfzon k teer chlaty hain,.,
Ik baar nzar mai aa k wo,.,
Phir sari umer rulaty hain,.,
Alfaz ke jhooty bandhan mai,.,
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai,.,
Sb dil rakhny ki batein hain....
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DiL-e-Beemar
Tu kahin bi rahy sir pr teRy ilzam to ha,
Tere hathon ki lakeeron men mera naam to ha,
Tu mujhe apna bana ya na bana teri khushi,
Tu zamany men mery naam se bdnaam to ha,
Mere hissy mein koi jaam na aaya na sahi,
Teri mehfil men mery naam koi sham to ha,
Dekh ker log mujhy naam tera lety hen,
Is pe main khush hun mohabbat ka ye anjam to hai,
Wo sitam gar hi sahi dekh ke us ko,
Shukar hy is DiL-e-Beemar ko aaram to hai.
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Valentine's Day Sms
Loveria Halal Comitee ke mutabik Pyar ka Chand nazar aa gaya hai,
Lehaza theek 13 din bad Saturday, 14 Feb ko Valentine's Day Riwaiti ishq-o-mohabat ke saath manaya jaye ga.
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Bichar jane ke bad...
Kab nikalta hai koi dil mein utar jane ke bad,
Dard kitna hota hai bichar jane ke bad,
Jo pas hota hai us ki kadaR nahi hoti,
Kami mehsoos hoti hai bichar jane ke bad...
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Hum apno ko nahi bhulate
Tumhari yaad to aik anmol phool hai,
Hum tumhe bhool jayein, ye tumhari bhool hai..
Koi yaad hume na kare gila nahi..
Hum apno ko nahi bhulate ye hamara usool hai..
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Yaadon ke mosam
Meri palkon ki shabnam,
Mere labon ka tabasum,
Kabhie junoon mere, kabhie sukoon mera..
Kabhie is dil ki rahat,
Kabhie shiddat-e-chahat,
Kabhie hum tere ru'baru,
Phir tere lums ki khushboo,
Ye sab teri yaadon ke mosam hein,
Jo meri zaar mein baste hein,
Mujhe her baat se daste hein,
Kabhie dil mein utarte hein,
To phir ankhon se baraste hein,
Ye teri yaad ke mosam hein,
Jo teri zaar ko taraste hein...
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Dard E Tanhai Sms
Yun hi ranjishon mein guzar gaye,
Kabhie woh khafa, kabhie mein khafa,
In chahaton ke mor per,
Kabhie woh ruka, kabhie mein ruka..
Wohi raaste, wohi manzilein,
Na usay khabar, na mujhe pata..
Apni apni anaa mein gum,
Kabhie woh Juda, kabhie mein Juda...
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Lafzon ki tamheed
Lafzon ki tamheed mujhe baandhni nahi aati..
Hum tum ko yaad karte hein seedhi si baat hai...!
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Missing You
Is shaam ki tanhayi se,
Is dard ki gehrayi se,
Ye dil kuch baatein kar raha hai,
Zara samjho in fizaon ki chubhan ko,
Ke aaj aap ko koi yaad kar raha hai...
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Lipat kar apne takye se
Lipat kar apne takye se jagta rehta hoon mein,
Tamam raat kisi ki yaad mujhe sonay nahi deti,
Us ki koi masoom si sharat jab bhi aati hai yaad,
Udas to kar jati hai per ronay nahi deti,
Log kehte hein bhool kar usay nayi zindagi shuru kar,
Us ki yaad rooh per qabiz hai mujhe kisi aur ka hone nahi deti....
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Yaad
Socha yaad na kar ke thora tarpao'n usko,
Kisi aur ka naam le ke jalaon us ko,
Par koi chot usko lage to dard mujhe hi ho ga,
Ab koi ye bataye ke kis tarah satao'n us ko....
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Mujhe to ab bhi yakeen nahi
Mujh se log aksar poocha karte hein,
Kya tumhe ab bhi intezar hai,
Us ke lot anay ka,
Aur mein muskura ke kehta hoon,
Mujhe to ab bhi yakeen nahi us ke chale jane ka....
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Yaad hamari
Bohot muddat se aisa hai,
Ke tum khamosh rehte ho,
Koi gehra hai ghum shayed,
Jise chup chaap hi sehty ho,
Yun chalte hue tanha,
Koi ghamgeen sa naghma,
Tum aksar gungunaty ho,
Doran-e-guftugu yun he,
Milein nazron se jab nazrein,
To batain bhool jate ho,
Kisi gum sum si halat mein,
Ya phir barish ke mosam mein,
Faqat itna hi kehte ho,
Udasi be waja si hai,
Bohot bojhal tabiyat hai,
Bhala sach kiu nahi kehte,
Ke tumhe yaad aati hai hamari.....
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Dil lagane ke qabil
Na hum rahe dil lagane ke qabil,
Na dil raha gham uthane ke qabil,
Laga teri yaadon ka jo zakham dil par...
Na chora us ne hume muskurane ke qabil...
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A real fact
A real fact:
Jinki yaad tumhe khushi ke lamhon mein aaye,
Samjho ke tum unhein pyar karte ho.
Aur jo gham mein yaad aaye,
Jaan lo ke woh tumhe pyar karte hein....
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Yaad rakhte hein...
Hum is tarah un ka ehsaas rakhte hein,
Hazaron yaadon ko apne aas pas rakhte hein,
Khuda hamesha khush rakhe un ko,
Woh log jo hume hamesha Yaad rakhte hein...
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Kuch yaadein
Kuch yaadein yaad rakhna,
Kuch baatein yaad rakhna,
Umer bhar saath rahein ya na rahein hum,
Hum saath rahe thay kabhie,
Ye yaad rakhna!
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Tears
At age 3, we started study with tears,
And
At age 23, we will finish study with tears...
First tears was water
And
Second would be Fear of Missing dears....
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